Monday, November 9, 2009

Here's your Sign!!!




Now this is a very sensitive topic for me because it happens to me like every other friggin' day!!! Ladies we have a very serious epidemic going on with our men nowadays....My Story: Im happily walking from class, listening to my ipod and texting my boyfriend. Far off in the distance I see this guy quickly approaching...so I put a little pep in my step. As soon as I look over my shoulder he's behind me WTF.. I just keep looking foward and turn my ipod up..but his ass is not giving up. Finally he says, "Where's your books??..Why don't you have some books??"..I glare at him and tell him they're in my bag. Long story short this fool followed me half way through campus.. all the while Im just ignoring his dumbass..I eventually just stop and listen to what he has to say because he obviously aint got nothing else to do but follow me....So he decides to give me his life story...I COULD CARE LESS!!!!... Do I look like Dr.Phil??..I just looked around and texted the whole time he was talking...And he keep talking..and talking..and talking.. This lil jacket, worn out jeans, dirty shoes, unbrushed teeth, fool of a man was getting on my last one..See I was nice at first but he just took me over the edge..So I just looked at him and just excused myself into the building.....So guys Im gonna give you some signs so you can know when to shut up and some dos and donts:
  1. If a woman starts to speed up when you approach..approach with caution.
  2. If you approach a woman and she just glares at you..back the f*** up!
  3. If a woman is looking off into space while you're trying to spit game..move on
  4. ipod+texting= Dnt approach me or you will get told off
  5. Don't give her your life story!!!..Please Im begging you!
  6. Don't follow her... IT"S CREEPY!!!..Seriously..
  7. Brush your teeth.
  8. If you old as hell on a COLLEGE campus... Do not... And I repeat do not try to be cool and talk to a younger woman because it'll just make you look lame, perverted and crazy.
  9. If you know she not interested..Give up because you won't get nothing but a few harsh words coming your way.
  10. One last final rule: BRUSH YOUR MOTHERF**** TEETH... Because dude was all up in my face with stuff in between his teeth..

Now I hope somebody learn from this (lol)...But if you don't you will...Very Soon!...O yea this lil list goes for the ladies to...

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Wednesday, October 7, 2009

Darn You Kanye!



Some of you may know that I absolutely LOOVE me some Kanye West but that little stunt he pulled at the VMAs was not cool at all. (Talk about a whiny baby)..The thing that gets me is that this is not his first or second time being a complete jackass. Before the show he was already drinking on some gin or something (Idk) but I know that it had him acting a fool. If I were Taylor Swift I would've grabbed the microphone back from the crazed conceited rapper. Kanye I'm a pray for you..maybe you going through something..I don't know..but you messed up big time with that one.
Now on the other hand my girl Beyonce was fab as always. She just made me like her even more when she gave Taylor a chance to finish her acceptance speech. Applause for Be!!!!..At least somebody got a heart in this business. Ok now towards the end of the show I saw the greatest performance by Jay-Z and Alicia Keys (Lady Gaga Yay).. but wait this girl with a long weave pony tail jumps on stage (Lil Mama)..I like Lil Mama and everything she just made herself look completely stupid..What sealed the deal for me is when Jay-Z kinda brushed her off...LOL...She probably was sippin on what Kanye had..To me she just wanted some camera time (that's what ABDC is for).. Anyway Mr. West has left the building (crazy)..Props to Mrs. Beyonce.... && Lil Mama needs to sit down..
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Praise Him!




Uhh..Wow ..Oook... Ok ok Im not going to say anything rude or outrageous about this video..He's just praising the Lord. In a very colorful way. The problem with this video to me is the camera man and the ushers. The camera man standing there probably trippin off of this man. And the ushers..Ok if he was at my church I doubt he would've even got to the flipping part LOL...But all and all you can stop NO ONE from praising the Lord..Even if it almost hurts someone (Lady at the end)

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